Oh no Mr. Tennis Pro, don't take anything off your serve

The perfect black and blue imprint of a Penn 4 on my right thigh is my only souvenir from beautiful Montego Bay, Jamaica. I asked for it alright... after a full one hour private tennis lesson. Mr. Tennis Pro I just wanna see if I can return your serve, don't take anything off. I feel great and I've learned so much from you. WHAM!!!!! OUCH!!!!! CRAP!!!!