Did I really just eat Five Guys????

The day started out good as I motivated myself to the gym for a little Kick Box Jam with my girlfriend Karen. We've been working real hard these past couple of months towards the ultimate goal of swimsuit shopping. We've also been feeling the pain. Sore butt, legs, arms and just sore all over.

Well kids were off from school AGAIN so I took them with me to the gym. They played nicely in the kids center for two hours so as a reward I let them choose where to eat lunch. You guessed it... Five Guys. That just ain't right. Oh well, tomorrow is another day.

Oh no Mr. Tennis Pro, don't take anything off your serve

The perfect black and blue imprint of a Penn 4 on my right thigh is my only souvenir from beautiful Montego Bay, Jamaica. I asked for it alright... after a full one hour private tennis lesson. Mr. Tennis Pro I just wanna see if I can return your serve, don't take anything off. I feel great and I've learned so much from you. WHAM!!!!! OUCH!!!!! CRAP!!!!

Home hair color... need I say more?

Dierks Bentley sings it best 'What Was I Thinkin' Oh yeah folks I did it. Marched my butt down that forbidden aisle at CVS. Mind you one of my great friends is the owner of the elite Jamison Shaw Salon in Atlanta. I must of read some dumb article in Good Housekeeping or Ladies Home Journal on how to save a few bucks. Note to self, NEVER AGAIN!!!!!!

This is the crap that keeps me up at night

I have lost many hours of sleep worrying over girlfriend crap. Why did I invite her into my lifelong girlfriend circle??? Why God why? She is my husband's business partner's wife and relocated to my hometown. Lifelong girlfriends are a real blessing and you should protect them as if they were your last Xanax, Valium or drink of choice. New girlfriends are like a pair of shoes. You love them when you find them, however you never know how they're truly going to fit.